Amsterdam - September 2005
With flights between Leeds Bradford Airport and Schipol being so cheap, this was the time to visit Amsterdam for a long weekend. The hotel tariffs can be a bit steep, but I chose to swallow that so I could be based in the city centre. That way I could wander the streets of the city straight from my hotel room. So I stayed at the NH City Centre Hotel on Spuistraat, and it fitted the bill perfectly.
Although I had friends who were staying in Amsterdam at the same time, I did my sightseeing alone. I speak no Dutch at all (my chums did so when we were together they could explain the menus) but so many people in the city speak wonderful English I never found this a problem.
The City is easy to navigate - just follow the canals and enjoy the views.
This was really my introduction to the city - people stopping for a coffee and a chat before carrying on with their maintenance chores. No different to workmen on any street - except this highway was full of water.
But back in the 21st Century there was architecture to be admired. And that is what I did. Somehow the most simple house looks special, but this was a posh gaffe - a British Government operated property, so not your average town house. But even here the place is tall and narrow - and there is what makes this c
ity unique.
In any other city a post sticking out from the top of a building would suggest this had once been a warehouse, but not here. In Amsterdam the houses are so narrow there's not room for large staircases so the furniture is moved in and out by hauling it in through the windows.
As if that isn't amazing enough, then the other wonderful aspect to the cities architecture is the range and beauty of the gables. Some were fairly simple but some are highly decorative, and these were a delight.
I spent much of my visit strolling along the canals, admiring the buildings I passed.
A bit of a warning about strolling around the city - anyone on a bike will not stop - ever. It is up to you to check there is not one (or half a dozen) bearing down on you - and they could be coming from anywhere - at speed. And these sit-up-and-beg machines (I didn't see a single mountain bike) have no brakes as far as I could tell. They slow down by pedalling backwards - though in truth they just don't slow down at all.
If you are brave and fearless then you could hire one of these. I was not so brave, so instead took a boat trip. But be warned - the commentary is in four languages and the boat I was on English was last, so by the time the sight was described we had almost gone by. So a desperate dredging of my memory of schoolgirl French resulted in at least me being able to identify which way to look, so I was pointing the right way when the English description came along.
So armed with some knowledge of what to look for and where I set off on foot again. And somewhere along the line I saw my favourite building. The idea of a modern rooftop garden just appealed so much, that this became my dream place.
But enough of this culture - what's the night life like? Well, aside from far too many drunk English men (boys, if you can't hold your drink then don't go - you look idiots not cool) going out at night is very civilised. When those selling their bodies are clearly defined as being the ones behind those
glass doors then the rest of us are left alone. Things to remember - do not take your camera out near the "business" areas - they sell their bodies - they are not a peep show. I did think it rather sad when you walk along those streets at 11am the doors are still occupied, and it seemed rude to ignore your fellow women, so I found myself smiling a "Hello" as I walked by.
There are plenty of bars and some pubs, and a host of restaurants to refresh you. There is something very relaxing about sitting on pavement table, watching the world go by while you wait to be served . . . and I mean wait. The Dutch are not the swiftest when it comes to service, so go with the flow, chill out and realise that the up side to this is simple. You do not get rushed out when you've finished and paid the bill. You can sit there and relax for an hour or so with just one coffee or drink and that's just fine.
Of course this laid back attitude is all well and good when you're just relaxing for the evening, but it's less fun when you order the shuttle service to the airport through your hotel, and the staff there forget to book it. Assume a certain level of chaos and inefficiency and you'll just be fine - or walk to the Railway Station (a fabulous building) and use the train.
And finally, aside from the legalised prostitution, the other thing Amsterdam is famous for is that getting high is legal too. The shop pictured here says it all. If like me, you aren't interested then no problem, just walk by that's fine too, but on the other hand if you need reality enhanced then this is the place to be.
Amsterdam - great place for a long weekend. And for the lone woman? Hassle free. What more could you want?
Although I had friends who were staying in Amsterdam at the same time, I did my sightseeing alone. I speak no Dutch at all (my chums did so when we were together they could explain the menus) but so many people in the city speak wonderful English I never found this a problem.
The City is easy to navigate - just follow the canals and enjoy the views.

But from here it was time to head south of my hotel and check out the sights. I found the Rough Guide Map to Amsterdam invaluable. The paper is treated to make it waterproof but luckily the weather was warm and sunny, however the treatment did make it strong and it survived being stuffed into a back pocket and hauled out on frequent occasions with barely a crease. A very useful buy.
I'm not a big fan of art, and the weather was far too good for spending time indoors anyhow, so I was rather a philistine and admired the architecture of the main art musuem rather than venture inside. These lovely murals were on the side that many visitors may miss, but I thought they were well worth a look.
In fact the other traditional tourist sight also was not on my itinerary - The Anne Frank House was avoided and the only musuem I did venture into was a small one - the Torture Museum.
This I can recommend. It could have been done as a bit of a joke, or a horror show, but instead it was a gruesome collection of the machines that tortured throughout the ages - most of them seemed to be designed for those poor souls accused of witchcraft - with rather understated descriptions of how they were used. In some ways I think this made it more disturbing and our inhumanity to each other could not be tossed aside as a gothic joke. Real people suffered terrible fates at the hands of other real people.


In any other city a post sticking out from the top of a building would suggest this had once been a warehouse, but not here. In Amsterdam the houses are so narrow there's not room for large staircases so the furniture is moved in and out by hauling it in through the windows.
As if that isn't amazing enough, then the other wonderful aspect to the cities architecture is the range and beauty of the gables. Some were fairly simple but some are highly decorative, and these were a delight.
I spent much of my visit strolling along the canals, admiring the buildings I passed.
A bit of a warning about strolling around the city - anyone on a bike will not stop - ever. It is up to you to check there is not one (or half a dozen) bearing down on you - and they could be coming from anywhere - at speed. And these sit-up-and-beg machines (I didn't see a single mountain bike) have no brakes as far as I could tell. They slow down by pedalling backwards - though in truth they just don't slow down at all.
If you are brave and fearless then you could hire one of these. I was not so brave, so instead took a boat trip. But be warned - the commentary is in four languages and the boat I was on English was last, so by the time the sight was described we had almost gone by. So a desperate dredging of my memory of schoolgirl French resulted in at least me being able to identify which way to look, so I was pointing the right way when the English description came along.

But enough of this culture - what's the night life like? Well, aside from far too many drunk English men (boys, if you can't hold your drink then don't go - you look idiots not cool) going out at night is very civilised. When those selling their bodies are clearly defined as being the ones behind those

There are plenty of bars and some pubs, and a host of restaurants to refresh you. There is something very relaxing about sitting on pavement table, watching the world go by while you wait to be served . . . and I mean wait. The Dutch are not the swiftest when it comes to service, so go with the flow, chill out and realise that the up side to this is simple. You do not get rushed out when you've finished and paid the bill. You can sit there and relax for an hour or so with just one coffee or drink and that's just fine.
Of course this laid back attitude is all well and good when you're just relaxing for the evening, but it's less fun when you order the shuttle service to the airport through your hotel, and the staff there forget to book it. Assume a certain level of chaos and inefficiency and you'll just be fine - or walk to the Railway Station (a fabulous building) and use the train.
What of the shopping - well it's a modern city and the shopping is excellent. There are high end boutiques as well as the more
chain store fare, and the shopping centres themselves are wonderful buildings in themselves. And there's even a Toni & Guys, if you need a quick restyle whilst there.
There is a ChinaTown area which I rather liked, and the canal market is the place to go for those Tulip bulbs for those interested.

There is a ChinaTown area which I rather liked, and the canal market is the place to go for those Tulip bulbs for those interested.
And finally, aside from the legalised prostitution, the other thing Amsterdam is famous for is that getting high is legal too. The shop pictured here says it all. If like me, you aren't interested then no problem, just walk by that's fine too, but on the other hand if you need reality enhanced then this is the place to be.
Amsterdam - great place for a long weekend. And for the lone woman? Hassle free. What more could you want?
Labels: Amsterdam, Holland, Netherlands